spank
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Post by spank on May 26, 2016 14:57:51 GMT -5
Greetings,
I have assembled a small group of stout and sturdy adventurers looking to put their skills to good use. If you have a job that needs done please contact me or visit us at the SOAP cabin. We will be glad to help you with your problem providing that we can agree upon a fee.
We have access to Earth Magics, Celestial Magics and Blunt Force Trauma of the most brutal kind if needed. No job is to small and no fee is to high. Come join us at our table for a mug of Taila's Ass Kicker Mead and tell us of your woes and what we may do to ease them.
No seriously, you have some unsavory types squatting on the back forty acres and you want them evicted with extreme force, we have the tool for that.
Have some bugs infested your prize petunias and that old hag Matilda has a chance to beat you a this years Squash festival? We can exterminate bugs.
Some rogue spirit keeps knocking the candle over every time you get the misses in the mood for some belly button ballet? We can put spirits to rest so you can get back to business.
An all powerful lich who leads an army of undead has decided that your skull would make the perfect cup from which to sip the blood of enemies? We can keep your skull tucked securely under your skin and attached to your neck.
Stop by the SOAP cabin and lets get your problems fixed.
Eros. Potion Master of Soap.
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